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By Kenny Webster
May 12, 2021
If you re not from Houston, Texas there s a lot you may not know about Joe Biden s nominee to run Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
Besides the fact that he s adamantly opposed to enforcing most immigration laws, there s also this.
The Texas sheriff nominated to lead Immigration and Customs Enforcement pushed a false claim that a white man murdered a seven-year-old black girl from Houston, even after receiving a tip that the actual killers were black.
Ed Gonzalez, the Harris County sheriff and the Biden administration s choice for ICE director, worked closely with Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King to identify Jazmine Barnes s killer. Gonzalez amplified the family s claim that the gunman was white even after he received a tip that Barnes s killers were black. An attorney for the man King falsely identified as the shooter said King s allegation might have contributed to his client s suicide.
Card 53 had the audience roaring with laughter Saturday night. A night of improv comedy was just what the doctor ordered after a year of quarantines and watching the paint
Male critics in South Korea say they were offended by Park Na-rae’s comedy on YouTube. Her supporters say she’s a victim of double standards. The police say they are investigating.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Anthony Fauci has revealed that nausea and a splitting headache are two common symptoms of talking to Rand Paul.
The esteemed virologist disclosed that he had taken part in a clinical study that required him to converse with the senator from Kentucky several times in a one-year period.
In addition to nausea and headaches, those who come in contact with Paul’s voice may experience “a sensation of wanting to be anywhere but there,” Fauci said.
“After thirty seconds of him talking, bam, it hits you,” he said. “You have to lie down in a dark room someplace.”